i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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