I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
MIDGETS
????
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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