Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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