i'm signing you up for texting rehab
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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