I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just puked most of my soul out..
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