I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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