I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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