Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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