He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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