i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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