I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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