i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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