I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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