handjob tips. give me some.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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