I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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