i always forget guys have bellybuttons
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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