oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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