Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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