You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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