The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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