I must be too annoying 4 u.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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