Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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