Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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