Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.

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(305): View more from Florida

nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs

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(803): View more from South Carolina

What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit

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(240): View more from Maryland

after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.

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