I love black thongs
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"