I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
