About a year and a half ago, one of my roommate's was working at Disney, and I truly think the best text message I ever got from her was: "I just fucked Minnie Mouse. And she squirts." It made my life and also shattered my childhood in one go.
I wouldn't believe your friend if I was you. I also worked at Disney World and the people inside of the Mickey and Minnie costumes were usually little old people cause they're the only ones small enough and happy enough.
BTW @ and for Joe037, there is NO peoplearejustdumb.com.\nBetter check your info before telling others what is what. Obviously, some PEOPLE, Joe037, "are JUST dumb"!\nSo please, don't bother us other people, who are just looking for a good laugh at the expense of others, by waisting our time and posting shit that doesn't even exist!!!
I concur w/Meaty_McSausage...\n\nAny Snow White these days is a catch. Esp. since they ALL have to be gorgeous and have low self esteem. That being said: \n\nAnd I quote, "You, sir, are a moron."
Snow White between my legs ... Little Mermaid sitting on my face ... Beauty fucking me with a strappn in my ass ... and Cinderella sucking my boobs ... now THAT is a Disney dream vacation
When does Snow white become a mermaid? LOL...\nDid I miss something? \nOh, NM....you must be referring to Ms. anonymous up there, saying that The Little Mermaid should swith positions with Snow White and she should get between said "Anonymous'" legs, while Snow white sits on her face. \n\nYou really need to watch the movie The Little Mermaid all the way through...she gets her VJJ. ;D
i work at disney and i can 100% say that this is true...the area code is true....and there are SO many face characters and each and every one of them is just as human as anyone else...just bc u work somewhere doesnt mean shit.
No, but it IS a definite ONE UP, when you get laid by a disney character! I don't care who you are! \n\nWhat, let me guess, you work there and still have yet to get laid by a Disney Princess? \n\nOr even a Disney Evil Queen?\n\nOr even another Disney Cartoon Character? \n\n(It's ok, I'd be pretty butt hurt too...)\n\nSimba, Moglee, Anybody???
oh my god, that is like my new sexual fantasy: to meet a girl playing one of the disney princesses and then blow my load on her face... there's probably something wrong with me
personally id rather have cinderella because shed have to bail at midnight so no awkward morning shit but hey i guess beggers can't be chossers good work
lol I love how people are saying this is fake... like people who play snow white take a vow of celebacy like a nun or some shit. I also enjoy the people who think there is one snow white who works all the time. People are retarded. I think i'll fuck cinderella next time I go.
I like how so many people claim its fake. Why is it so hard to believe someone fucked a person who plays/dresses up as Snow White?
4:15 we all know there is more then one he still fucked snow white who cares. Its Awesome
it happens all the time actually if u work there, like me, who has personally fucked a Cinderella. College program workers have nothing else better to do when they are there lol
You mean, the Disney Princesse's go to college???\nBoo.. Way to ruin the hopeless, "I am only a pretend princess, and I have self esteem issues, because when all the makeup comes off...I am alone and I have needs. I'll get attention from someone without my makeup/princess ideals..." Gee...people that go to college tend to have higher self esteem, and be more picky. I was hoping that sometime during our next visit at Disneyl@nd, we could get a twofer, maybe Ariel and Ursula? What fun
I worked there back in 2004 on the college program and dated a girl that played Cinderella. Being a straight guy down there is amazing. She ended up on a website in just her cinderella wig.
Yeah, this dude is totally for real. Right area code and everything, and Disney kids go nuts on their off days. I mean when you spend all day making nice and fake-smiling at rude, stupid cunts, you've gotta find SOME way to blow off steam!
um 4:14 i REALLY worked at disney and there are MANY people approved to play one character. i.e. there's probably about 30 snow whites working there at any given time.
odds are whoever you claim to know is not the same person.
@ 9:41
Not bullshit. Prostitution ring was very true. This was before your time most likely, back in the early 90's. Sure they tell you how much you make...but not good details about the living arrangements, and how your wages are garnished to pay rent @ Vista Way, etc.
When they got wind of what the girls were doing, the girls were sent home.
College program kids live on Ramen noodles!
I've been on WDW property for 20+ years. Believe me, I know bad pay.
i have lived in orlando my whole life. my cousin was cinderella one summer and she's a whore. right after she left the park she would hit bars and find the richest guy to take her home that night. she found one rich enough once so she could quit her day job. so, it's highly possible.
me too...there's nothing like being able to tell your grandchildren (while on your deathbed), that the most memorable thing you ever did was give it to snow white. lol
I dated a girl who was Snow White at Hong Kong DisneyLand for 6 months (her other two characters were Belle and Aurora) I met her at a New Year's Eve party and things sorta went from there
@ 12:22 HAHA! i hadnt heard 'the condoms'. i was in one of the first groups to live in patterson, i do have to wonder what its nickname will be. lol and lemme guess the bar this dude was at...something tells me alehouse on a tuesday?
What does living in Patterson have to do with anything?! Is there a special alehouse on tuesday where the Disney workers travel to on their TO or something?! Lame...
Lol, what's sad is that out of all the posts saying they fucked pocahontas or jasmine or snow white, etc., the only guy I believe is the original text, the rest of you are sooo fucking lame trying to be as cool as that guy...
:D YES! This just made my night.
Not just the original text, but all the responses to it.
I literally fell over laughing with a big grin on my face when I read the original text.
I can believe it, college kids are crazy.
Walt Disney was a horny guy, I guess they're keeping the tradition.
Ummmm I worked at Disney couple months ago as a college intern and sorry to inform u but if its the same Snow White from 5 months ago i heard she mite of had something. I cant confirm how true the rumor is or what std she allegedly had but i really hope you were having safe sex
Damn't people are fucking stupid if u look back when this was posted there is like 50 people that say they are friends of snow white and it didn't happen maybe not your friend but there is more and maybe your friend is just a lil whore hahaha fucking fuck tards from he'll
BULLSHIT. When you wish upon a star you're still going home with only a bottle of lotion and your hand. I hope it doesn't get bord and fall asleep again.
My friend was Cinderella. She's short, has red hair, and is feisty and hilarious...so picturing her as demure floor-scrubbing serving wench Cinderella...that's priceless.
Petition to let tfln users moderate the posts!! The admins are letting too many fake posts through and ruining the site. Post this on all tfln if you agree.
--The Admiral
BTW~ Disney "workers" are called Cast Members.
Little known secret: Years ago, a prostitution ring was made by the girls from the Norwegian Pavillion. They came over and only then learned how bad the pay was, so made extra $$ at Vista Way (Vista Lay) that way.
As a former College Programmer working at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland I can attest that it's an easy place to get laid. Lots of Cast Members see each other outside of work and sometimes while at work. If the walls of the Mansion could talk...especially in the expanding room when the doors close ;)
I also don't understand why this is so hard to believe. As if the actress that plays Snow White are an unattainable relic that men can only fantasize about. Guess you haters lack game huh?
Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw.
They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be.
Chatham had better parties - Security wasn't freaking out as much. :p
There's more than one actress who plays snow white fucktards, or what, did you think one girl spent all day every day at Disney world dressed as snow white, fucktards!
8:29: Yeppers. I worked there and it was fab.
By the way - met Ron Stoppable, who doubles as Peter Pan and is going out with Aladdin. So sad for anyone who adores Aladdin.
*goes to cry*
*snark*
Yes, this is the right area code. I'm from Florida, 2 hrs south of Orlando. No they do not have the same person playing different characters, but that doesn't mean this did not happen. BTW my favorite was 2:20
I know it's been a few years, but hannah montana is now a "Bangerz' Babe": http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/10/miley-cyrus-before-and-after-hannah-montana-style-change/
Who is Charles Rutherford people on tfln keep saying his name in jokes and I googled him and I only came up with the fact that he disapeared. So why is every one makin fun of him and who is he?
anyone from Orlando would probably think this is really lame because we all know the real Disney World..... not a big deal to know someone who works there. But we won't ruin it for all of you not lucky enough to grow up in Florida.
Does anybody else find it morally problematic that he took advantage of a woman so drunk she passed out? Or were you all too busy stoking your pre-adolescent fantasies?\n\nAnd The Little Mermaid sitting on your face? Didn't think that one out, did you?
The only problem is that he would probably have problems recognizing the girl who plays Snow White without all the gobs of makeup a Princess character puts on to look the part
texas0110 on Mar 2, 10: @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;) of course, that was three years ago, but who knows...hahaha
Did there happen to be 7 dwarfs there that joined in? Cuz I heard that they were some really kinky mother fuckers! Whips and chains while Rollin on ecstasy and doin blow type of shit! Dwarfs, they're down for ANYTHING I'm tellin ya! Straight up FREAKS!
I don't get why people say this is fake. Real people play those characters.. And they must have sex at some point. I doubt Disney checks to see if the people they hire are against one night stands or not. Or if they like to get drunk and hook up with ransoms. So it's a real girl that likes to have sex. She has to fuck someone at some point!
@ 339 thats like saying "my friend is a santa impersonator, and you never sat on his lap" well theres more then one santa impersonator and more then one snow white... moron
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