His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.