How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.