...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
