Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed