Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
did i just pee glitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i think i just lost a toe