I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this