D3 body, D1 cock
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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