I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me