MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy