are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm