Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.