I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
