awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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