He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
