How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Send us your Text From Last Night!
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
North Korea, Best Korea!
