She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just pynch a tree in the face
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
