Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.