they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
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they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
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this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone