Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success