He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
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If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
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Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i think i just puked on my phone
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