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What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.