yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...