we have pet lesbian snakes
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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