it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.