As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!