No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i will never coherently bang her
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?